It's me, Pedro!

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

"if someone said that about gay peo-"

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"what did straight people ever do t-"

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"straight people have problems t-"

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"as a straight person, I-"

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modern romance

modern romance

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional